He's a schitsofranic serial killer clown, who says women lo-o-ove his sexy smile. So let's say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick?
" Your dad would probaly start trippin and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips. I pull the forty out and pour some for your little brother. Number 2 if you fell in love with me exactally how would you let me know? After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I try to fuck her till I nut in my underwear. He's a pyscopathic, duranged crack head freak, who works for the "Dark Carnival." He says women call him stretch nuts. I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way. Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just over flowing with sensitivity Sharron. Sharron let's have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neb... If we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time. I throw a little in your face and say "I'm just playin." As you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up in your ass crack. I'd tell you that I like the way you make your tities shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake.